Wife: I am bored with me. Help!
Husband: Okay. Do you want to learn French? That might be fun.
W: Any other ideas besides language learning?
H: Read a novel.
W: That’s less like a project. A warmer idea. Anything else?
H: Write a song. That’s on your to finish list.
W: I am bored and no good idea comes when I am bored. Anything outside of the to finish list?
H: Go dancing. You secretly like it but don’t let yourself do it. Or try some outdoor sports that involve other humans.
W: Great idea. I am googling non-competitive sports.
H: What did Google suggest?
W: Climbing, ice skating, or table tennis. Not bad options.
H: Which one are you going to try?
W: I think I will just lie here and talk to you instead. This is fun.